Booted

Forcefully removed from your current or former employer, establishment, or place of living.

If your fucking rent check doesn’t clear again this month you’ll find your ass booted deadbeat!

The Air Force booted his ass when they found out he lied about having a criminal record.

by Mr. Olivia Keating January 2, 2018

boredom

How you were created.

Your daddy put his pee-pee in your mommy's hoo-ha that night when there was nothing else on TV.

Boredom is what George W. Bush had right before he started the war.

by He She It June 14, 2007

boredom woody

Spontaneous erection resulting from tedious inactivity (ie. long car trips, chick flick type movies, etc.)

I had to have a lady friend relieve my boredom woody midway through our trip to the beach.

by SmithT July 14, 2007

bored

What you and I both feel.

I have nothing better to do than hang out on this site. I am so bored...

by Aboredpersonwhoseoldnameisused March 21, 2009

boredom killer

adjective of an object or pastime that stops a person or an audience boredom.

I love the Xbox three sixty. it slaughters boredom like chickens at a McDonalds ranch. such a boredom killer.

by Condaman February 23, 2009

Berted

Similar to Rinsed; it describes someone who has just been made to look like a fool. This can be for many reasons, such as of losing an argument, not coming up with a good comeback to an insult, losing a competitive game or generally messing up.

Its thought that its usage comes from the well-known wit of Chris Lambert, a CBBC host in the early 90's famous for his put-downs.

'Your mum's a slag!'
-No response
'Dude, that guy totally berted you'

'I lost at one touch one bounce'
'Yeah, you were berted pretty bad'

'Take one step closer and I will bert you'

'Its a fine line between looking cool and looking as if you've been berted'

'I dont like your friends- they kept berting me.'

'Bert you!'
'Bert off!'

by ShanHasan May 13, 2009

I'm bored

"I'm horny" or "I want to have sex"

If you want to let someone know you want to have sex with them, but don't want to be too direct, you say "I'm bored" and the other person will know you want to spice up your free time.

by Quixote Don November 21, 2019