beet

something that is gross, or discusting.

That pile of crap is beet.
The gas station bathroom is beet.

by XD_YourMom_XD July 28, 2006

Dog eating beetroot

performing cunnilingus on a woman during her period

Would you go down on your girl during her period? Hell yeah, I'd be there like a dog eating beetroot!

by scotbynature October 7, 2016

beeteedoubleyew

Over-exaggerated IM version of the classic text-friendly btw (by the way), normally used with sarcasm.

John: yeah, kinda told her you wouldn't mind doubledating with her friend tonight.
Duke: hot?
John: fat.
Duke: beeteedoubleyew, I h8 u.

by DukePerino November 25, 2007

beetling

The act of curling up and lying on your back, just like a flipped over beetle. Sometimes tricky to get back up

'what you doing?'
'beetling...'
'why?'
'mad hangover!'

by barry manihigh January 20, 2013

Beetho

The realest Nigga on every block. His big eye's see everything.

Look at that beetho over there, he is such a bitch.

by UltraGiggaNigga July 25, 2016

Beeting my tofu

{beating the bishop}{beating your meat} {(choking the chicken} The animal friendly way of saying you are masturbating.
Often used by soy-boys and vegans alike.

"I was beeting my tofu last night to some good ass cuckold adult content"

by The Black Plague January 23, 2019

Beetlejuice

v. To give an over-the-clothes handjob/fingerbang in a public place

If you're going to Beetlejuice your date at a Broadway show try to hide it with the popcorn box

by Aaron's Rod September 19, 2023