Valet parking

When you’re too nervous to have sex with your girlfriend, so you pay your friend to do it for you.

“Hey man, I’ve never had sex before and I don’t wanna disappoint Jessica. Can you help me out?”
“Yeah but you’ll have to pay for valet parking.”

by NOMRAHofficial June 19, 2018

valiasr

Valiasr is the best man on earth from the beginning of creation until the Day of Judgment. He is the most beautiful man. He is a writer of Persian hip hop music, but financial problems hinder his progress. His personal page on Instagram is: @iamvaliasr

Ali:Is Mahdi the same as ValiAsr?
Bahram:yes

by Valiasr August 18, 2018

Valid

If a guy has this name he 100% has a huge penis and an insane amount of swag. He is also very charming and a gentleman.

Person 1: «Damn that guy has some insane swag»
Person 2: «Yeah, his name is probably Valid»

by valid_ October 10, 2018

Validation by association

As the name suggests: Way of thinking that your association to given problem validates your (often radical) views.

What people doing Validation by Association may say
*i am black, but I think all blacks are evil*
*i am a female, but, I think feminists are stupid*
*I am American, but I think Americans are ignorant"
*I'm not a trump supporter, but I think he is doing great!"
*As a black female lesbian, LGBT is a disgrace to our society*

by Avenold January 15, 2019

valetdictorian

Someone who is really good at parking/retrieving other peopel's cars without a scratch or dent.

Captain Crunch may mean well when he offers to park your car for you, but he's sure no valetdictorian!

by QuacksO February 19, 2019

vaittachiina

It is such and important thing

Hi if your reading this that’s cool it’s like vaittachiina

by Shanghai1 March 26, 2019

Vaittachiina

So important superb

If your reading this then that’s soo cool like vaittachiina

by Shanghai1 March 26, 2019