blob-like thing 

Something with a lot of curves and no particular form other than being a, well, blob. Quite insulting to be called one. Also insulting to have your artwork called one.

"He's a rather blob-like thing."
Her fancy abstract artwork was more of a blob-like thing.

blob-like thing by Gabbrette Karma September 17, 2013

Not a thing 

Not a thing is the opposite of "it's a thing"

Human rights in America, not a thing

Not a thing by Creature of the 21st Century June 30, 2018

It's a Fabio thing

To describe why a compliment is really sweet, but incredibly weird at the same time.

Fabio: I love your voice.

Kat: ...ok. Why?
Fabio: It's a Fabio thing.

It's a Fabio thing by wolfofthepride August 14, 2010

like it aint no thing 

Out performing some one with out much effort. Completely destroying the opponent

John will spit on David like it aint no thing.

like it aint no thing by John y September 15, 2003

Researching on the Thing

Masturbation; more specifically masturbating while looking at pornographic materials on a computer.

Kevin: Hey Bean, come on we're gonna be late!
Bean: Hold on a minute, I'm researching on the thing.
Kevin: Dude... gross. Almost as gross as a man wearing a thumb ring.

Researching on the Thing by jmcguire2008 February 20, 2009

The TV thing 

this difinition is commanly used when the name of the television remote suddenly seems to escape your mind. Mostly used by forgetful, idiotic, coach potatoes which are to lazy to get up and reach for the remote or are to unpatient to wait until the items actually name returns to them. This is usually the last resort of what someone would and could ever call their TV remotes.

coach potato blob boy: MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! where's the....umm....the.....you know...the, it has buttons.

coach potatoes mother: what do you want now?

coach potato blob boy: where's the...the TV thing??

The TV thing by oxjoshleighox July 30, 2010

Name that thing on the screen before it disappears 

A language game played by Brown University students in which an intricately timed powerpoint presentation displays images of clothes, food, etc. while students attempt to name the articles in a foreign language before they pass from one side of the display to the other.

Diego: And what is this.
Joe: der Handschuhe!!!
Diego: ...die Handschuhe?
Joe: Oh...yeah. I love "Name that thing on the screen before it disappears"!

Name that thing on the screen before it disappears by fivestarfolds March 18, 2011