Kenedy Texas

A small town in Texas where all the girls do is have sex (even with cousins) and all the guys do is smoke pot. Incest is common.

Kenedy Texas may be one of the worst towns in Texas

by Johnkelu April 27, 2017

Rockdale Texas

Better than Cameron Texas that’s for sure.

Rockdale Texas is crap but not as bad as Cameron.

by jasonderuIo April 19, 2020

sulphur springs texas

A place where you go to vacation and leave on probation.

I went to visit Grandma in sulphur springs texas and ended up doing time for double parking

by dreamweaver1968 December 30, 2016

somerville, texas

A town full of illegal immigrants, blacks and a few racist whites that drives to the worst school system in Central Texas on the absolute worst roads you could think of.

I live in Somerville, Texas

by Smalltowncountryboy November 30, 2017

texas-handstand

A fake sex position that you tell your buddies you did with a chick so they think you're the man.

Tom: "Hey dude I would totally give that chick the texas-handstand!"

by Brandaminator October 5, 2006

Ronny Textall

-A sweet burn to do to someone who is constantly texting in a social setting.
-A play on words from philadelphia flyers retired goalie Ron Hextall

Yo Ronny Textall, why don't you get off your phone and get me a beer!
Al has been texting all night, he looks like Ronny Textall

by Cablehawk November 3, 2010

texas leaguer

baseball term: a basehit that lands in the outfield between the infielders heading out and the outfielders heading in - probably from the old days when people believed texas minor league fields were large and had no home run fences (or very deep outfields) so the outfielders would play deeper to prevent long hits and give up singles in front of them

With Barry Bonds' knees so sore, he will see a lot of Texas Leaguers falling in front of him

by mikkopresents September 16, 2006