Tarped

The acted of being fucked up.

Tim: I was so tarped last night.
Skyler: Yeah, you were so tarped that you rolled off the bed.

by Hoebitchy March 17, 2020

Trapped

A word used to define someone dating, or infatuated with a Trap without knowledge that they are one.

Person A: Person C is so into that character...
Person B: Yeah, They're trapped.

by wowmalo June 21, 2020

Trapped Nerve Boner

A condition in the family of 'lookup' "Awkward Boner Situation (ABS)"

mainly applies to those who suffer from body aches, pains, knotts and trapped nerves

When a trapped nerve is releived a sudden blood rush leading to an erection

Person1: I have a pain in my shoulder
Person2: stretch it off and let's go for a walk
Person1: oh crap, can't go right now
Person2: why not?
Person1: ABS, I just released a trapped nerve boner

by BigTyrone80 July 22, 2020

Trapped

To be held in something that you can’t take off!

1 and 2 year olds are trapped inside their Underwear due to they can’t take off their Underwear!

by Turo Fernandez October 16, 2020

Trapped

Selling drugs to then spend all the profit on better drugs and food delivering services.

I wanted to get the 2020 Dodge Hellcat but, I haven’t made a dollar since I’ve been trapped.

by Swimmon October 20, 2020

Tampedo

When a tampon is unexpectedly thrust from within the vagina by a sneez or a cough.

Oh no, I sneezed and a tampedo flew out; watch your head!

by Jac52392 February 21, 2021

Tampedo

When a feminine hygiene product is shot out of a menstrating ham wallet with such force that it splatters upon impact leaving a mark made of uterine lining resembling a psychiatrist’s ink blotter test.

I don’t know why Karen wore a skirt in gym while she was on her period but, when she got pegged in her belly by the dodge ball Tommy threw, she shot a TAMPEDO onto the floor so hard that it left a plates sized crater on the basketball court and we all kept discussing what it looked like as if we were taking the Rorschach ink blot test.

by anonymous March 8, 2021