turkish surprise

When you are told that an item is "on the house", and then you are surprised to discover that the item is in fact on your bill.

Ex 1. you are offered a complimentary salad, app or drink and then see that item on the bill...and it costs a shit load. ah the turkish surprise

Ex 2. your friend infers that he/she is going to buy you a gift and in fact leaves you holding the bag

Peter: "Erin, what's your favorite color?"
Erin: "Purple"
Peter commences to select a purple wreath of flowers for Erin and stands idly by as she is forced to pay for them
Erin: Is this a turkish surprise?

Ex 3. You take someone home at night and he/she won't leave unless you pay them $300. Rare but still a turkish surprise

by Surprise Surprise July 28, 2014

the sunrise surprise

when a man has morning wood, he wakes up his girl and shoves his cock in her mouth when she yawns.

I had some crazy morning wood the other day, so I decided to give my girlfriend the sunrise surprise.

by chapmasterflex27 March 19, 2010

Golden Coconut Surprise

When a person takes a mouthful of urine and semen simultaneously from two or more individuals.

"Hey, did you hear about Idi?"
"No, what happened?"
"Rod and Tony gave him a Golden Coconut Surprise at the party."

by Qsamma May 21, 2013

Blue ball surprise

An act in which a girls gives a man blue balls and then proceeds to hit him in the balls causing extreme pain.

Bro she was blowing me then all of a sudden gave me a blue ball surprise.

by Ratchetgirl124 June 26, 2014

Suprise Bukkake

When a group of men ejaculate on a person who is not expecting it

Hey Burty, go lure Andrew to the park, and we'll jump out of the bushes and give him a suprise bukkake, he will love it!!!!

by suave212 May 4, 2010

Shia Suprise

When a character you thought was dead in a tv show or book series comes back

I thought Merle had died on The Walking Dead, that was a Shia Suprise

by Megachief February 8, 2015

Nasty Nalga Surprise

Comes from the spanish word, "Nalga" which is slang for butt. When you're making out with a fine ass lady and you take off her pants and her ass is full of pimples, or celulite, looks like cottage cheese, or any other kind of unpleasant surprise.

I was about to stick it to this hoe Cindy, when she liffted up her skirt and BANG!!!! Nasty Nalga Surprise.

Dude that sucks..so did you bang her?

Yea.

by NastyMammoth June 29, 2007