Secret Peter

A Person, usually a woman, who you are in love with, yet he/she doesn't know it.

"So you like Stephanie then?"
"Yes, she's my Secret Peter"

by English Language Contributer February 9, 2010

Secord

Not quite second place but not quite third. Also written as 2rd. The place that siamese twins would come in at if they finished at both 2nd and 3rd place simultaneously.

Announcer: In first place, Tommy. And in secord place, siamese twins Abigail and Brittany!

by ScrotieMcBoogerBalls May 18, 2010

Secret Emeritus

To Die and retire from Public life retaining the Praise, Honor, and Glory received while alive and passing that spiritual gift to posterity. To teach and learn in the spirit of your father. A well-hidden scholarship program created by successfully targeting and hacking selected sites with the suffix .edu AKA top-secret GI bill.

I learned Blackberry horticulture at OSU.edu for free using the top-secret Gi bill known as Secret Emeritus. Now I can start a Blackberry Pickers labor union.

by Spiritual-Master January 21, 2022

secret stash

somethin ur not supposed to bring somewhere....so u bring it secretly....it can be a stash of weed, porn mags, alchohol....etc....mostly u bring it secretly for the good of the whole group, not only to b used by u...like for parties..but u have to sneak it past some1 like ur parents for example

-hey im bored being stuck here for 2 days...this spiritual retreat sponsored by our school and forcing us to sign up sucks-any1 got a secret stash to keep us busy 2nite?
-yep i got some dope weed and beer, lets party!
-k not too loud tho u'll wake the nuns...remember its past lights out time

by tha p....p rick.....p$....menyc:) July 7, 2005

scermy

Scermy is anything in a nasty regard. If someone has a bad attitude, dresses or looks nasty.

(Copy Right Deanzy and R)
KB

"Yo this bum on the street was so scermy"

"My Girl was acting so scermy last night"

"Dont be scermy"

"This is one scermy ass nigga"

by LIL Deanzy March 26, 2008

The Secret Handshake

It starts off with a girl agreeing to let you slap her bare ass. It gets fun when you then proceed to tickle her kooch a bit, she jumps up a little, and then you slap her ass with a vengeance. Often times she will get upset and you may have to make a quick exit.

Man, Ashley sure jumped last night when I gave her the secret handshake. I don't understand why she seemed so mad.

by TheBootyofGreatness February 11, 2010

secret cougar hunter

A man who has been hunting a cougar for ten or more years. He has been waiting for her to become single. He may have been in prior relationships to cover up his love/infatuation with the woman, but always breaks it off when the cougar becomes single. He stalks his prey carefully and for a long period of time before he pounces.

Hey man, you can stop being a secret cougar hunter and tap that ass, I heard she just dumped her boyfriend!

by bahewitt October 20, 2011