scooter

noun.

aweome kid, aka god. habitually smokes marijuana. has an aweome sister and brudder.(:

girl:gee wilikers, he sure is a scooter.

by scoooo.(: January 2, 2011

scooter

The means by which you are able to leave a large session and return home unscathed, but with no memory of the journey.

Man. That Beer Scooter last night sure gave a smooth ride home.

by George Best April 10, 2003

Scooter

Something you ride but don't tell your friends... a mean mothertrucker who is a jerk and takes it in the ass

Ew u pulled a scooter!

by Tony Pastor October 27, 2004

Scootera

A person who rides a fold up scooter such as Micro/JDBUG or Razor Scooter. Often riden to a skatepark on with aggresive inline skates or skateboard or on its own to mess on ramps with. Some people can do tricks on it such as bunny hop, America Bunny hop, Tailwhip . Started appearing in 2000 when fold-up scooters were a must have

Hay you know Pete is he still a scootera?

by Paul Wall September 12, 2004

Scooter effect

the condition in a which a person or persons drink alcohol to the point of passing out. Occasionlly they wake up with 'party paintings' all over the body.

After the 19th beer the scooter effect pulled John into a deep slumber in which Jack and Dionne drew pictures all over his body.

by Jason March 8, 2004

scooterpooh

When something is totally and completely screwed up, originally applied to horrible spelling and grammar. Similar to FUBAR.

(original) This resume we just got is totally scooterpoohed. Listen to this ...
"Dear, Whom ever it may conceren
Is your company a friendly out going staff? As a proson that wonts to see your company succed .." etc etc.

(current) Man, my weekend was entirely scooterpoohed.

by nogtank October 11, 2007

Scooter's

A Bomb-Ass Coffeehouse that Jacque Josh and Courtney OWN! Also see Love Shack and yummy

Dude we gosta head down to scooter's for some crazy partaying!

by Coffeemastas September 25, 2008