simple plan

(1)simple plan-simple minds. A band whom are wannabes. Sound crap. Are whiney. Fans are either teenyboppers 'like omg ya simple plan' or some kid who wont shut up about how his/her life sucks.. yada yada yada.
(2) a plan/ scheme that is simple.:|

(1) Oh have you heard that simple plan song, called shut up? Ironic wouldnt you say? they should 'shut up.'
(2) aha! i like it! what simple plan, hmmm could work...

by sid vicious December 28, 2005

Simple Plan

A band that tries to be punk, when really they are emo. They are unquestionably one of the worst bands of the last two years, and among the worst of all time.

I would prefer to be trapped in the 80s listening to Wham! and Duran Duran for the rest of my life than listen to Simple Plan.

by Zuby December 28, 2005

Simple Plan

A Band that is NOT PUNK ROCK they never said they were punk rock. stop stereo-typing bands. all they want to do is make music they never asked for you to like them. they dont CARE at all if you hate them or not.

Simple Plan does have fans they dont really care you hate them

by Jen and Danielle December 30, 2005

simple hoe

a hoe, whom is simple. not dumb, not ugly. just simple.

and/or a hoe who isn't worth your time.

ex. chris yetman.

ex 2. 'OWNYOSHIT. SIMPLEHOE.'

ex 3. 'gtfo i don't have time for a simple hoe'

by youngdirtyvalsoul June 10, 2009

Seattle Sampler

When a woman shits on a man's chest while a re-run of "Frasier" is playing on t.v.

So, I heard your wife gave you a "Seattle Sampler" last night. Was it the episode when Eddie pinched a cinnamon loaf on the piano keys and Frasier forgot and decided to play Chopin's Nocturne No. 5 while blind folded?

by the "R" February 19, 2010

sack sampler

One who licks the sweat from many nut sacks.

Timmy mention to me after rugby practice that my girlfriend Sally was quite the sack sampler.

by Not Slim May 15, 2003

Simple Plan

An amazing Canadian Band from Montreal, Quebec. They've written many songs, including "Welcome To My Life", "Summer Paradise", "When I'm Gone", and "Shut Up". They write songs that people can relate too, and that is why people love them. No, they don't just write songs about "how suckish their life is", because they have other songs than that. -.-

Band members include:
Pierre Bouvier (Lead singer),
David Desrosiers (bass),
Sébastien Lefebvre (rhythm guitar),
Jeff Stinco (lead guitar),

Chuck Comeau (drums).

"Are you going to the Simple Plan concert tonight?"

by A person who loves Simple Plan February 11, 2013