Slab

A Slab is a person is just an all round sound guy, often one of the boys, an absolute geezer

Toms being a right slab today.

by BigDickker September 30, 2019

slab ass

An ultimate fucking retard, especially a retarded farmer who performs acts of incest for a living.

Wow!! James is such a slab ass!! What a total douche, he must fuck his cousin.

by Bunghole Tickler October 21, 2019

SLAB

acronym for slime love all the bitches. don’t ask

let’s have a slabs night

by slabsnight2003 November 27, 2019

Slab

A complimentary term used by fishermen to describe another fisherman's giant fish.

Usually a "slab" refers to a massive fish that may not be setting records with length, but it's breaking scales with its weight.

"Oh well dontcha know, looks like you made out not so bad fishing there bud. 44" sockeye, eh? That's a freakin' slab!"

by MNClouser December 1, 2019

Slab

(SL) - Slutty
(A) - Ass
(B) - Bitch

“ Shawty over there a slab “
“ Him and his whole gang some slabs “

“ I fucked shorty last week she definitely a slab “

by Kingshit762390 December 13, 2019

SLAB

Acronym for stupid lame ass bitch. A quick way to describe or identify a man or woman who does or says something worthy of being punched in the vagina/testicle ie vagesticles.

friend 1: Where the fuck is Sara?
friend 2: Oh she ain't comin', she said had to study.

friend 1: What a fuckin' SLAB!

by DEATHERAGE June 29, 2020

SLABBAPAF

Swole looking ass bitch but actually pansy as fuck.

Declan is such a SLABBAPAF.

by AGoodBloke August 6, 2020