shart

A fart that expels small ammounts of feces.

"Oh my God! I just sharted!" Exclaimed a humiliated Mark as he ran through the art room, knocking over a TV in his rush to get out the back door. A feeble attempt to save his dignity.

by ickabodCANE February 26, 2004

shartass

(n.) Someone who constantly attempts to entertain others by the act of farting but eventually meets their due fate by accidently shitting their pants.

One day Bob sharted while we were playing basketball at the YMCA, I can't stand that shartass.

by Johnny Behind the Rock April 22, 2010

shart deco

The art of spraying shit around the toilet bowl that does not wash away when you flush the toilet.

After eating at Taco Hell, my wife needs to clean the toilet to remove the shart deco I left behind.

by 69Starmonkey March 6, 2014

shart shack

A place you go and never return

See waddels home that place is a real shart shack

by Shartlover December 1, 2021

Fart, Fart, Shart

A game of chance one plays alone, or in a group. First one to shart, loses. Traditionnally, one finds themself embroiled in a game of Fart, Fart, Shart after dining on Chipotle or similar faire.

Kids play 'Duck, Duck, Goose.' Men play 'Fart, Fart, Shart'.

by JohnnyApocalypse November 9, 2016

Starter Boyfriend

A boyfriend you have as practice for real relationships you plan to have in the future. Like a Starter Marriage this relationship is simply built on the idea of convenience.

If you date someone for the pure experience, without real desire for the relationship to last. A relationship for practice.

A Starter Boyfriend is never a committed relationship.

by CCbbbyy311 October 7, 2009

jumped the shart

It's like jumping the shark but worse. Not only does the show now suck but it's sticky and smells like shit. Not to mention it ruined a pair of good shorts.

Diff'rent Strokes was great until they introduced that annoying little redheaded kid. Now that show is shit - it defintely "jumped the shart".

by shartilingus March 29, 2009