Scrambled egg

The act of a pregnant woman using a clothe hanger or a stick to abort a fetus, thus making the fetus a scrambled egg.

Dude did you hear about Stacy?
Yeah dude, she turned that dude into a scrambled egg

by Largemakesstuff October 14, 2019

Scramble

When one desperately attempts to text or call at least one person to deliver them weed.

My dog just ate all my weed, anyone wanna scramble?

by Dugan Champaign April 16, 2020

scrambled_

yo mama

i am scrambled_ on youtube.com

by kanoabrink July 10, 2021

scrambled asshole

Has a physical or metaphorical resemblance to a rectum that has not been pounded or flattened, but roughly chopped, lightly blended, possibly, gently puréed.

Y'all about as useful as a bag of scrambled assholes.

He hit the ground so hard his face looked like a scrambled asshole.

by bear shaver July 13, 2021

scrambled my yolk

to partake in sexual intercourse. Synonyms: penetrate, rearrange guts ect

girl: omg he totally scrambled my yolk last night it was cray….
boy: dude i totally scrambled her yolk

by greg boston 34 October 30, 2021

scrambled time

The timeline that is mixed up in different and unique orders causing a muliversal imbalance, this is only time travelers or sci-fi writers will find this timeline useful.

Loki almost scrambled time and the entirety of the universe itself!

by 1m1m0 September 27, 2022

Scrumbler

The scrumbler is a word that can be described as pure bliss, or to describe a cute scrumbly cat. The scrumbler is of unbelievable power

“Wow that cat is pretty scrumbly” “that is the scrumbler!”

by Vladimir moose March 25, 2023