Richard

Another name for dick or penis.

He was called richard.

by Slimearoo May 1, 2016

Richard

The best boyfriend a girl could have. He may not look the best at times and sometimes he may be a bit of a dick but he truly loves you. No matter how much he acts like he doesn’t.

Richard is remarkable.

by Sarahksbruh February 20, 2019

Richardisabummer

The word used to describe the current state of richard vale's sexuality.

Did you know richardisabummer? You can see it in his pants.

by Bummer October 21, 2004

Richard/Dick Archer (Stumpy)

Someone who has lost their left thumb and testicle. The testicle is now in a pickle jar and the thumb is on a shelf. This person is also straight edge and although he says he doesn't need signs to prove he is straight edge, he has a t-shirt saying straight edge in big bold writing that can't be missed because his belly sticks out making the writing stick out. Watch out or he'll get his choid out(if you don't know what a choid is look it up on this site-definition 1). He may also give you a mushroom tattoo.

oh no here comes EL STUMP, backs against the walls, corks at the ready.

by James Wilkinson November 8, 2004

richardcox

Word used to describe an act of cuntoxary such and petty theft or plain bullshiting.

Jim is doing a richardcox on how much he gets paid a week.

Leaving town without paying your bills is a richardcox act.

by keithy July 27, 2006

Richard Simmons Shit

When you take a shit and you swear you lost 30 lbs.

I swear I lost 30 lbs after that Richard Simmons Shit.

by xxl84 October 11, 2009

Richard Crainium

In The Meanin Of "Dick Head" Richard For Dick And Crainium For Head.

That Guy Was a Richard Crainium

by tex115 March 24, 2010