Rocket Boner

An intense and quickly raised boner that is often brought on by a pretty girl talking dirty. This is possible over any internet communication or any other type of communication that does not involve face to face contact. Rocket boners could lead to pre-ejaculation. Also used to refer to dog boners.

As Rachel spoke dirty into the Xbox Live mic, Zach got a rocket boner and Tony pre-ejaculated.

by heroicgroupofpeople July 2, 2011

Neat Rocket

An exclamation to be used when something is beyond great. When one is extremely pleased with something.

Can also be used sarcastically

Lets camp out in my backyard! I got a new tent!
NEAT ROCKET!

And then I ate an entire loaf of bread!
....neat rocket...

by NeatRocketScientist June 28, 2011

johnnie rocketfingers

1. A man that is extremely good at giving the women the fingers in their clam.

2. A man that is really laid back and easy with the ladies. Like a player but treats the girls like shit and they still love him.

1. Mike is johnnie rocketfingers

2. See that, he is just playing johnnie rocketfingers to get in with her.

by ZedJay April 16, 2006

rickert

a combat boot wearing chain-smoking loner. often drives a wrangler mobile. LOOKS LIKE JESUS.

Person 1: HOLY SHIT IS THAT JESUS?
Person 2: Nah, look at the combat boots, it's a rickert.

by SatanLovesPot January 5, 2009

wankers' rickets

The name given to the weakening of the knees when approaching orgasm standing up, when indulging in a bout of self-gratification.

"I was givin' it sum in the shower, and got wankers' rickets so bad I ripped the shower curtain off the rail!"

by Niall Brady January 8, 2003

get Ricked

When a girl is so hammered that she goes home with Rick.

You're pretty drunk, watch out or you may get Ricked

by Brat Man March 4, 2007

rocket ass

very loose bowel movements that come out of the rectum under high pressure, sometimes followed by a large quantity of air (e.g. 'air breathing' rocket ass)

diarrhea of such character as to resemble the contrail from a rocket launch

"Dude, I got the worst case of rocket ass the last time I ate tacos in Juarez!"

by Steve Ocean June 20, 2006