mobile remorse

When you regret using SO MUCH HANDPHONE in your life and not being able to do the things you want or wish to do.

In 2088...

"My grandpa's got a serious case of mobile remorse. He can no longer do the things he wanted in life instead of gaming."

by much_professional August 9, 2018

Statue removal

Statue removal, building removal, all it really does it turn all the effort of the people that built it to bullshit, whether people celebrate it or don't. Some people want things removed because of what they symbolize rather than all the effort it took to get the structure standing in the first place (something that withstood countless thunderstorms, weather events, and years of wear).

Statue removal doesnt do anything, it doesn't make the world a better place. Everyone is part of the problem, there are no people making the world a better place, it's really a matter of what degree they're turning other people's efforts into bullshit. Statue removal is a lot like instant gratification, a lot of people whine until they get what they want, without ever having been involved in the building of the structure. They whine for a short while and nobody tells them they're not going to get what they want (since they don't take no for answer, not one person tells them no), instead they're given what they want instantly. It's why there are so many protests these days that have nothing to do with George Floyd and never did. Really everything with people is about who gets what and how much, from war to elections to everything else.

by Solid Mantis November 20, 2020

Karen Remorse

The instant shame you feel when you realize you where the Karen of an argument.

The "Karen Remorse" hit me hard after arguing with the grocery store cashier about a coupon. I didn't realize the coupon was expired.

by bw120588 March 13, 2021

Closet Rembrandt

The act of forced defecation on a vertical surface, usually in a closet or pantry.

That party was so lame I had the chance to slip into their parent's bedroom and leave a closet Rembrandt.

by piGGman March 15, 2021

Goodnight remorse

When you say goodnight to someone via text and they text you at the same exact time with something to talk about. Your willing to stay up a little bit later to hear the story but they won't tell you because you've already said goodnight

I had texted goodnight to her and she texted me at the same time about something really interesting. I tried to talk about it but she kept saying we can talk about it tomorrow no matter how much I insisted. Instant goodnight remorse

by inspectah gadget September 24, 2021

boy removal

A boy removal occurs when a transgirl egg or boymoder gets fucked (usually in the ass) in such a hard, thorough, and validating way that it cracks her shell or convinces her to transition socially. That is, she "gets the boy fucked out of her", stops trying to live as someone that she never really was, and embraces her true self. Usually a boy removal is followed by changes in wardrobe, a renewed commitment to self-care (especially HRT), and a sweet, clingy attachment to the lover that gave her the push she needed.

A: "So... I have something to tell you. I've been thinking about it a long time, and finally I decided I had to say it out loud. I'm actually a girl, and, uhm, this is my boyfriend."
B: "I know that look. You got a boy removal last night, didn't you?"
A: ". . . Yes. It feels so good."
B: "About damn time. Congratulations. What's your new name?"

by anonymous January 6, 2022

retards remorse

Narccistic assholes that for no apparent reason whatsoever spit the dummy like a spoilt 2 year old brat laughing a talking to themselves whilst walking away Only to come back a couple hours later crying and apologizing repeatedly for forgiveness .

Crying and apologizing again , he's got retards remorse ....

by Moggledok September 30, 2022