the response to any question about any random and pointless act you commit; only given to attribute more reason to your decision or action than there really is.
by gottago May 23, 2007
Get the religious reasons mug.noun. The act or process of religifying or being religified. First popular usage found in the article "The Religification of John Kerry: How the candidate found his soul" by Steven Waldman.
The imaginary culture war of the 2000s will result in a religification of Americans not unlike the forced atheism under communist Russia.
Bitch! You betta religify or they gonna lock yo ass up!
Bitch! You betta religify or they gonna lock yo ass up!
by beer snob September 13, 2008
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by FlashlightMemelord March 22, 2018
Get the religionism mug.An excuse for willfully ignorant and stupid bigots to justify their intolerance and hate against people who are different than them (race, creed, gender, sexuality etc...)
Don’t let those assholes discourage you from believing in god since most religious people are good people.
Don’t let those assholes discourage you from believing in god since most religious people are good people.
Gay couple: Why did you vandalize our house?
Bible thumper: GOD HATES FAGS!!! THE BIBLE SAYS ADAM AND EVE, NOT ADAM AND STEVE!!! YOU PEOPLE ARE AN INSULT TO MY RELIGION!!!
Gay couple: But we didn’t choose to be gay, it's not our fault.
Bible thumper: That’s not true, there are camps where you can pray the gay away. I’ve been there twice and I got cured.
Gay couple: Are you sure you’re cured?
Bible thumper: (covers ears) BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH JESUS LOVES ME BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH!!!
Bible thumper: GOD HATES FAGS!!! THE BIBLE SAYS ADAM AND EVE, NOT ADAM AND STEVE!!! YOU PEOPLE ARE AN INSULT TO MY RELIGION!!!
Gay couple: But we didn’t choose to be gay, it's not our fault.
Bible thumper: That’s not true, there are camps where you can pray the gay away. I’ve been there twice and I got cured.
Gay couple: Are you sure you’re cured?
Bible thumper: (covers ears) BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH JESUS LOVES ME BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH!!!
by A WHITE GUY January 27, 2019
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White Guy: ching chong your religion is wrong
Asian guy *Beats white guy up*
White Guy: ching chong your religion is wrong
Asian guy *Beats white guy up*
by Sea Dragon December 2, 2018
Get the ching chong your religion is wrong mug.1. Person A: Scientists have come to the conclusion that the Earth is 4.5 billion years old.
Person B: Lies, it says on the bible that God made the Earth 5,000 years ago.
Person A: Yeah, he also sent his zombie son (who happens to be his own father) to tell you to bow down, drink his blood and eat his flesh, or else you'll burn for the rest of eternity. You religious nut.
2. Tom Cruise and John Travolta are religious scientologists.
Person B: Lies, it says on the bible that God made the Earth 5,000 years ago.
Person A: Yeah, he also sent his zombie son (who happens to be his own father) to tell you to bow down, drink his blood and eat his flesh, or else you'll burn for the rest of eternity. You religious nut.
2. Tom Cruise and John Travolta are religious scientologists.
by Calatrafa November 5, 2009
Get the Religious mug.The physical and emotional relief a man feels after orgasm when he's been aroused or deprived of sexual satisfaction for an extended period of time. This condition is also known as "Blue Balls".
Stiffy Relief can be achieved by masturbation or with a sexual partner.
Stiffy Relief has been achieved when the penis is limp, shriveled and it's owner is smiling :)
Stiffy Relief can be achieved by masturbation or with a sexual partner.
Stiffy Relief has been achieved when the penis is limp, shriveled and it's owner is smiling :)
"Oh Baby, I'm aching, how about some stiffy relief?"
"Dude, she may not be the sharpest tool in the shed but she's the best at providing great stiffy relief."
"Obviously the fool was thinkin' that buying me a beer was enough to qualify him for some stiffy relief!"
"Dude, she may not be the sharpest tool in the shed but she's the best at providing great stiffy relief."
"Obviously the fool was thinkin' that buying me a beer was enough to qualify him for some stiffy relief!"
by Joy Lovewell November 2, 2009
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