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Promised Consort Radahn

The final boss of the Elden Ring Shadow of the Erd Tree DLC. The boss was as hard as Radahn’s balls upon release until they (fortunately) nerfed him significantly. Unfortunately this affected the few who did best him pre patch through development of a superiority complex.
Promised Consort Radahn is easy I just beat him 31st try”
by DrYamKnight October 12, 2025
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Russian Promise

A guarantee, treaty, or solemn oath made with the absolute intention of breaking it the moment it becomes strategically convenient. It is a specific type of gaslighting where the aggressor loudly proclaims a desire for peace or cooperation solely to buy time, distract their victim, or maneuver their forces for a surprise attack.
"I really thought my ex was going to change after he swore he deleted the dating apps, but it was just a Russian Promise. He was actually just stalling to line up a new girlfriend before dumping me."
by carroarmato0 December 12, 2025
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To promise something really good, and then show something much worse than expected.
"Why would they promise the moon and deliver a pebble?"
by Shoe Bench December 20, 2025
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red hot promise

A pending anal rape transaction that has yet to occur.
"Justin where are you going tonight?"
"..for a red hot promise"
by AspireGnome May 8, 2012
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pre cum promise

A promise made before fully ejaculating, usually a vow to keep masturbating after your limit
I'm never able to follow through on my pre cum promises
by Dhernandez240 June 6, 2017
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best friend promise

a best friend promise is the strongest promise you will ever make with your best friend.. if you break a best friend promise with your best friend and break it you have also broken a friendship, don’t break a best friend promise if that’s the last thing to do. you will loose a best friend.
best friend promise? yes
breaks promise

looses a best friend
by skskskskskskkskss August 27, 2019
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National Horny Promise Day

The day after National Horny day, the day your girlfriend promised she'd send the nudes from the day before.
Maybe my girlfriend will finally send me the nudes she promised me, it is National Horny Promise Day after all.
by mmmpho April 17, 2020
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