Jesus christ please save me

I am scared to shit alone at night please help me

Jesus christ please save me $4 off a taco bell meal, a coupon is preferred

by Big Cunt Swallower March 3, 2020

i'm literally going to die please call 911 please man i'm fucking

this isn't a joke my captor forgot to block urban dictionary this is my only escape I am being held in the basement of 308 negra arroyo lane albuquerque new mexico 87104

Joe: "Hey Jerry, how are you doing today?"
Jerry: "I'm literally going to die please call 911 please man i'm fucking"
Joe: "Great to hear!"

by Yeet-Fa-Feet September 16, 2022

Plead the 5th

Not admit to being guilty or innocent, because doing either may get you into trouble.

Friend: Did you bring back edibles from Colorado?

Me: I plead the 5th!

by Yeeha234 August 23, 2017

guilty pleasure

Keeping a secret collection of ABBA and Carpenters and listening to their albums when no one else is around.

I know it's a guilty pleasure, but those Swedish Babes in ABBA are my best girls.

by Rod Brock March 11, 2007

Pleasure Island

1. The mythical island where everyone has sex, or shimmy-shams, all the time.(Not to be confused with the island visited by pinocchio).
2. The place where couples visit when they shimmy sham.

Mrs. Grossman told us that we were jackasses on pleasure island. That seemed like a compliment to me.

by Irishdude52 February 4, 2009

Pleasure Bump

When the head of a mans penis is prominently more wide than the rest of his dick.

"His pleasure bump was so big, i could feel my booty hole stretching."

by Noah Gould February 22, 2018

Ginga Please

What you say to a wigger with red hair, usually of Jewish or Italian descent when he's caught some jungle fever.

"Ginga Please. Don't play me! You know you're eyin' that fine booty."

by Ginger Jew 32 October 18, 2009