MicroBro

Just one of the guys, who just happens to be really short, a.k.a. "Vertically Challenged". That's all; he's just a short guy that hangs with you and your buddies. If he happens to be a niche beer fanatic, then it's a bonus: a double entendre.

There is nothing in this word that dictates the person's demeanor, so there could be microbros that are jerks, brainiacs, whatever.

The quintessential microbro is Holt Ann Richter, the character from The Cleveland Show. (voiced by Jason Sudeikis) - Holt attempts to be a suave, pop-culture reference-dropping bro, but the effect is undercut by his short stature (he is short enough to be mistaken for a child, as proven by Kendra occasionally referring to him as "the baby man")

by Headcircus March 13, 2013

microbating

When someone's microphone is spazzing out due to input error or messing with the receiver causing a loud an disruptive noise, interrupting conversations in a microphone chat.

We had to kick Christian from the Skype call because he just couldn't stop microbating. spazzing

by SkeletonInYourCloset May 20, 2014

microaffections

The little things you do to show someone you love them.

Janet: Bert is so wonderful! Little kisses and hugs for no reason, he even gave me a foot massage last night when I said my feet hurt!
Anne: Microaffections mean a lot!

by Chickapee April 14, 2016

microcuck

A man who has a micro penis that can only obtain a girlfriend by being a cuck.

Friend 1: He is always whining about how he can not obtain a girlfriend
Friend 2: Brandon may be a microcuck

by J. Joker January 23, 2017

Microbate

Masturbating with a tiny dick. Future tense is microbating

Donald Trump has to microbate with his tiny hands.

by R2D2UDE May 25, 2017

Microburst

When a micro penis (< 2.75 inches) ejaculates causing a microburst.

I was giving this guy cooper a hand job with my thumb and pointer finger and I couldn't even tell he was erect until he microburst all over me.

by uncledankleberrypie November 29, 2017

micro-relationship

When you've been engaging in sexual activity with another person for 2 to 5 months monogamously, but then the relationship abruptly ends. This is before you are officially dating and refer to said other person as a boyfriend or girlfriend. Toward the end of the experience, you begin to question whether you will end up with this person until you realize that a more likely outcome is that you will never see them again.

I'm still looking for love Nico. All I've had are a couple micro-relationships since I moved here, but nothing serious yet.

by Ancora504 March 4, 2019