Tech Lag

I'm coining a new phrase: "Tech Lag"
It's when old people try to catch up on new technology

(😎A play on "Jet Lag")

Omg, my cell phone died and I had to upgrade. suffering major Tech Lag

by Chelsea Cricket January 31, 2016

Text Lag

The time between when the light turns green and the moron in front of you looks up from his texting and realizes it.

Intersections are much safer now that we have text lag - no one ever takes off as soon as the light changes any more.

by Valet Parking Hater January 09, 2015

clicker-lag

When your changing the channel on the TV so fast that it doesn't connect and you stop pressing the clicker and it keeps going.

I went from channel 30 to 60 because of the damn clicker-lag.

by smokeythebear44 November 25, 2010

fortnite lag

When you're playing FORTNITE and it lags when your about to kill someone.
The worst feeling ever.

Bro i was top 10 and that fortnite lag got me killed.

by fortnite anonymus April 26, 2018

Beaner Lag

When everything seems to move in slow motion Calebs bowlcut

Call of duty is for beaner lag child molesters

by GingersChokinMakesMeGoLOLOLOL December 07, 2009

Gen lag

The interval between discovering a given phenomenon/meme on the Web and receiving it in email from a parent.

"Poor Mom just sent me that LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE video from like a month ago. Now that's some gen lag."

by Scott Neilson October 18, 2007

test lag

The tiring effect of being on a week long Disaster Recovery test being very similar to a 24 hour flight from the other side of the world. Effects are felt for many days.

Dave had to arrive late to work this morning, he was suffering from test lag

by Tom Humphreys January 22, 2007