police infection

The police won't leave you alone

Emma-are the police still there

Carol-yes they won't leave me alone

Emma-so you've got a police infection

by Caroooootako August 24, 2016

eye infection

An Irish lad who uses ketchup on every sort of food.

That guy in mcdonalds is using ketchup on his milkshake! I can't believe there are eye infections in Ireland.

by Bean farmer with a family June 16, 2017

courtesan injection

An IV-administered dose of a prescription-strength medicine designed to temporarily relieve the intense and deeply-rooted "itch" of a "loose" female who would otherwise feel unable to resist the urge to offer her services as a paid escort to members of the upper-crust. Depending on the particular woman and the acuteness of her lustful feelings, her finances/lifestyle, and the specific aspects of her environmental surroundings (i.e., how many temptations she encounters on a daily basis), this powerfully-medicated shot may need to be re-administered frequently, up to several times per week.

Social worker: So how are you feeling today?
Unemployed hottie: Oh, horny as heck --- I'm thinking of applying for a part-time job at Lacy Ladies Escort Service!
Social worker (rolling eyes): Hoooo, boy --- here we go again! Looks like somebody's long overdue for another courtesan injection!

by QuacksO August 28, 2017

Blaise infection

An illness contracted by a coworker whom refuses to take medication or seek medical treatment when ill. Therefore spreading it to everyone else.

That dirty dicking fucktard i work with is severly ill and gave me blaise infection!

by Yupsidid October 1, 2017

text injection

When you send someone a text that is Holy Spirit inspired. Sometimes a prophetic word, sometimes a word of encouragement, but always filled with love and fire! Pointing People to Jesus.

I will send you a text injection as the Lord leads.

by GloryCarrier January 19, 2018

intrapenis injection

1. Where a dude is administered a dose of meds by inserting a smooth-tipped syringe into his urethra.
2. Where Dude#1 jizzes into a specially-designed syringe as described in Definition #1, and then injects said jizz into Dude#2's tallywacker so that his own sperm will be also released along with Dude#2's load during his next intercourse-session.

Intrapenis injection can be useful in at least two commonly-occurring circumstances: one is if Dude #1 wishes that the gal whom Dude#2 is about to mate with would allow him to "do it" with her, too, and so at least he can know that his own love-juice will be deposited into the gal's "special spot" along with the other guy's load; the other situation would be if the two guys are concerned that the gal may get pregnant, and so they hope to confuse a DNA-test by mixing up their jizz on its way in.

by QuacksO February 1, 2018

yeast infection

What happens when you don't brush your teeth before doing oral.

Sarah got a yeast infection because of her boyfriend's poor hygiene.

by fagatron92 May 6, 2018