A word smart people use when they mean hypothecate, and a word stupid people who want to look smart (read: Investment Bankers) use when they mean hypothetical.
A classic marker of when you're talking to an idiot who doesn't know it yet; like when people say "pacifically" when they mean "specifically" or "expresso" when they mean "espresso".
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A classic marker of when you're talking to an idiot who doesn't know it yet; like when people say "pacifically" when they mean "specifically" or "expresso" when they mean "espresso".
#Can'tFixStupid
Investment Banker: “Can you give me some hypothecated numbers?”
Investor: "No, you douche, that's not a real thing. Go read a book."
Investor: "No, you douche, that's not a real thing. Go read a book."
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A severe and progressive gastrointestinal disease process that starts, usually in young adulthood, that is socially and professionally disabling due to uncontrollable exaggerated farting.
It was so sad to witness the profound humiliation suffered by such an otherwise talented public speaker, due to the cruelty of Hyperbolic Farting Disorder.
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2) Someone who creates/views/shares so many memes it defies understanding; how does this person possibly have enough time to do anything, even basic life tasks in a day like sleeping or bathing.
2) Someone who creates/views/shares so many memes it defies understanding; how does this person possibly have enough time to do anything, even basic life tasks in a day like sleeping or bathing.
1) Kevin sent me about 20 memes in an hour, and 2 of them were the same. He's either a hypermemiac or that dude has dementia!
2) **insert name here** posts a new meme, on average, every 3 minutes around the clock, seven days a week. Only a hypermemiac + adderall could keep such a crushing pace!
2) **insert name here** posts a new meme, on average, every 3 minutes around the clock, seven days a week. Only a hypermemiac + adderall could keep such a crushing pace!
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She could suddenly find herself, on any given day, almost entirely incapacitated by what she later generated a fitting term for which was Hyperlexical Generation Disorder.
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