by SampsonSimpsonFirst May 20, 2014
Get the mannequin hands mug.The act of jerking off with a piece of kale between your hand and your woodie to prevent direct interaction with red meat.
The young hipster yelled "who dat" to impress his friends in the other room while giving himself a vegan handshake.
by YardSaleP*ssy January 16, 2015
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The awkward moment when one person attempts to shake hands when the other person offers a high five or fist bump instead.
by awesometimefuntown May 3, 2016
Get the interracial handshake mug.when you stick your finger in a guys butt hole or a girl with stank pussy and your hands smell like the swamp.
by Swamp Stetter August 30, 2016
Get the Swamp Hands mug.While on an internet induced romantic interlude, it is standard practice to provide oral stimulation of the external anal sphincter. Often used as a greeting or to finalize an agreement.
Failure to provide or rejecting of said stimulation is considered rude or uncouth.
Origin: (Old English) It is believed that the oral stimulation of the anal sphincter was first done by warriors who greeted each other to show that they had no hidden weapons.
Failure to provide or rejecting of said stimulation is considered rude or uncouth.
Origin: (Old English) It is believed that the oral stimulation of the anal sphincter was first done by warriors who greeted each other to show that they had no hidden weapons.
Bro 1: Eww, She actually ate yo ass?
Bro 2: Yea man. That's just how people shake hands on tinder... That's why they call it a "tinder handshake".
Bro 2: Yea man. That's just how people shake hands on tinder... That's why they call it a "tinder handshake".
by Paradox-Machine November 27, 2017
Get the Tinder Handshake mug.When a woman does not want to have sex, so instead she gives a half-assed handjob so the guy will back off.
Bob: Hey John, how’re things going?
John: Not great...I haven’t laid pipe in months! This dry-spell sucks! I’d even settle for a Lisi Handshake at this point!!
John: Not great...I haven’t laid pipe in months! This dry-spell sucks! I’d even settle for a Lisi Handshake at this point!!
by Jack Prot December 4, 2018
Get the Lisi Handshake mug.A sexual act involving manual stimulation via hand(s) wherein multiple parties are involved in said stimulation.
Chip: I sat between Jill and Beth at dinner last night and they decided to stack hands under the table!
Parker: Gross! Jill passed me a piece of bread!
Chip: Sorry Parker, there was probably jizz on that bread...
Parker: I KNOW!!!!
Parker: Gross! Jill passed me a piece of bread!
Chip: Sorry Parker, there was probably jizz on that bread...
Parker: I KNOW!!!!
by MrThompson69 January 30, 2019
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