garfeif

A really fat cat xD

You're as fat as Garfeif

by Grarfielf November 23, 2016

Garf

An oversized infinity scarf worn by an effeminate sister in your local Gayborhood.

Oh HONEY, that garf is FIERCE.

by Garfunkle73 November 24, 2016

Gearfag

When you sprinkle a line of gear (MDMA) on the bit that you like of a rollie and then you smoke it and gets you massively lean nutters only allowed

nutters! me and my homie just smoked a gearfag feeling a bit lean.

by window light May 23, 2017

garfunkly

When someone just smells or looks garfunkly

Hey! Have you noticed She is kinda garfunkly today?

by Cuckfollower69 August 13, 2017

Garfunkle

Something to say when some shit confuses you. When the confusion hits

“Brooo if you hit yourself and it hurts are you strong or are you weak??”
“GARFUNKLE!”

by Garfunkle Queen August 26, 2017

Gearful

When someone with a physical hobby, such as biking, running or skiing, that requires specialized accoutrements ("gear") such as clip-on shoes, special pants, or goggles, tells you more than you want to know about the procurement, provenance, or usage of said accoutrements

God, Gary gave me a gearful yesterday before the triathlon about the new padded bike seat that he special ordered from Italy.

by K8Orofino November 7, 2017

garf

An enlightened socialist hive mind that, accidentally, mastered the ability to control and manipulate space time. Their appearance reflects Garfield from the critically acclaimed comic strip of the same name. Their only form of communication is through light-sounding grunts.

Garf: garf sounds

by civiliangarf May 29, 2018