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German toehog

The act of grabbing somone by the big toe and twisting it violently causing excruciating, unbearable pain.
He made his girlfriend cry by giving her a german toehog
by AH121 April 8, 2015
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German Handjob

It's like a normal hand job, but the person performing it screams at you in German.
"Luke attends therapy ever since he was traumatized from receiving a German Handjob.
by SilverCurbsideProphet September 27, 2022
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German Schmear

When you are ass fucking a chick doggie style, and after pulling out, you wipe the shit of your dick and schmear it across her upper lip, former a 'Hitler' stash.
"I surprised my one-night stand with a German schmear... I haven't heard from her since."
by German Schmear April 21, 2022
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German necktie

A German necktie is a type of figure-four chokehold that encircles the opponent's neck with your legs firmly clenched, then you whip your dick out to show him who is the real BOSS. Dr. Lepper
That Lepper is such a sick Cunt, during judo he gave me a German necktie and I think I liked it.
by Dr. Lepper January 14, 2021
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German Snowshoe

When your partner shits him self with out wiping & you cum inside him like a busted fire hydrant. He thinks you’re finished but you shove your foot in has ass for an airtight seal locking shitty jizz in between your toes.
Ryan left a massive brown sludgey footprint in the crew room after giving josh a “German Snowshoe”.
by AssMan1987 August 19, 2018
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german backfire

When you’re banging someone in the butt in a Volkswagen and it backfires and the person Shits your dick out.
Dude, last night I got A German backfire in my Jetta.
by Wiiner June 5, 2019
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German Popsicle

When two gay men have anal sex with a long, hardened fecal log halfway out of the anus, one either penetrating the other with the turd, like an anal strap-on, or the shit alternating between the two partners, penetrating each other. Either way the position of the two is comparable to scissoring between two lesbians.
Said and Joel had a rough German Popsicle session last night:
by BenNetanyahu April 26, 2021
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