dick faced fucking cunt

something to shout at someone when they seriously piss you off that much that all you want to do is curse there whole being. also see "titty arse faced cunt"

James Colston, you are a dick faced fucking cunt!!

by Anonymous April 8, 2003

facted'

when someone gives you so many facts that you cannot remember.

In Brannan's we got facted' today.

by pimpandbitch June 19, 2008

Open faced dump

The act of taking a dump in a public restroom and forgetting to lock the stall door. Not to be confused with dump at face value

I am pissed! I was trying to find an empty toilet and this douche was in there taking an open faced dump! So smelly.

by themayhall May 11, 2006

shit faced grin

your smile when you know your in trouble

Damnit, don't give me that shit faced grin!

by Elwood Blues Brother December 18, 2009

Stress Induced Butt Facheism

A disorder that causes your fache, or face, to look like a butt, often times induced by stress.

Meghan Ryan has a really bad case of stress induced butt facheism, see how her face looks like a butt?

by joemooommmaa August 13, 2010

shit-faced wonder

a) A really ugly person
b) A general insult
c) Something to call a defective peice of hardware

a) Naruto: Hey! Shino! Look at that shit-faced wonder over there!(Points to Sakura)
Sakura:(Punches Naruto very, very hard)
b) Ichigo: Goddamnit! Keigo, you shit-faced wonder!
c) Urahara: Dammit! My PC is such a shit-faced wonder!

by Ginkitsune August 29, 2006

S faced

(adj.) The term used in a formal setting to inform others of drinking large amounts of alcohol within a short period of time and performing despicable acts whilst under such a state.

"I was so S faced that I brought home a young hottie from the bar and woke up my girlfriend when I started to bang my new friend next to her in bed."

by Rogelio Murdoch April 8, 2009