dutch cousins

Two or more people whose only relation to each other is that they have slept with the same person.

Tommy Lee is dutch cousins with Scott Baio. (Because they have both had sex with Pamela Anderson at one point in their lives).

by skibonics December 24, 2007

dutch face

n: a striaght, expressionless, dead-pan face, combined with direct eye contact. A dutch face is directed by one individual to another in response to insult, ridicule, teasing or a failed attempt at humour. It is designed to demonstrate to the receiver, and others present, the profound lack of interest,enthusiasm or concern and implies utter indifference or mild contempt for their comments. dutch facing - v: the act of adopting a dutch face.

Joshua left the kitchen and joined his friend in the lounge. "your mum's got well saggy bangers" he remarked.
Timothy, said nothing, simply turning to look at his friend and pulling a scathing dutch face of grossly dead-pan proportions.
"you can fuck off with that dutch face you, you... you douche-bag." Said Joshua, his lower lip beginning to tremble at the sheer potency of Timothy's stare.

by Bert Mandrake February 16, 2009

Dutch Blind Fold

When the scrotum is stretched over the females eyes (Blind fold with the Ball Bag).

Originated in Australia

"Hey man, I gave this chick a Dutch Blind Fold last night. She dug it the most."

by RyanSmith January 31, 2009

Dutch Breakfast

Something which falls just short of excellent, while remaining perfectly adequate. From the fact that the Dutch breakfast of ham, boiled eggs and bread is almost, but not quite, bacon, eggs and a fried slice.

"The 12:45 to London St. Pancras has been cancelled due to engineering works in Latvia. An alternative bus service is being offered. Midland Mainline would like to apologise for this utter Dutch Breakfast"

by Ultrahadeen March 3, 2008

Dutch Casket

A group sex activity in which the subject is surrounded by males (typically 15 or more) who rest their scrotums all over the subject's body, effectively burying the subject in testicles.

"My whole world is balls," purred Greg as the baseball team embalmed him in a Dutch Casket.

by Delvis April 21, 2009

Dutch Dick

Large uncircumcised penis

Girl: "Last night I was giving this dude a blowjob and he had a typical Dutch Dick: it was big, uncircumcised and clean!"

by The Swaffle King August 22, 2014

Dutch Toaster Oven

Similar to the Dutch Oven, but instead you trap someone in your coat just as you let go of a Turd Cry (fart).

Bob: "Rich, Check this out!"
Rich: "What?"
Bob: *traps Rich in trench coat and farts*
Rich: "Oh that's a nasty Dutch Toaster Oven!"

by Darth Bawls December 16, 2008