Clustomer

An individual, group or company that employs your services but has no clue about what they need and have the tendency to always mess things up.

Bob is a nice guy, but is our worst clustomer.

by Quiver January 26, 2023

Custody By Default

When you don't actually get custody of your children, however they turn 18 and can do whatever they want anyways.

Lindsey claims she won her custody case however it was custody by default because her daughter turned 18.

by Turd Flusher Magoo July 24, 2023

custodize

dutch for custodying

idk if custodize is a word, but i just made it up

by long juan silverado October 31, 2023

Custodes

Adeptus Custodes from Warhammer, the Emperor's gene-augmented bodyguards. Also known as giant, banana-shaped gold janitor bodyguards from Warhammer 40k.

Didn't the Custodes' Captain-General bang a Tau?

by Stormcatcher December 13, 2023

Cuntomer

A female customer that displays a rude and angry attitude. One that will never be happy with any level of service and is impossible to please.

I just hand packed a box to ship and gave this woman free boxes and bubble wrap, and she still wasn't pleased. What a cuntomer.

by Know balls January 2, 2024

Cuntomanium

Continuously being a cunt

You are always stuck in that cuntomanium state of yours !

by LOSTfireman November 16, 2023

Custodian

A female canine that looks like a cassowary.

A Custodian should only mate with the male equivalent know as a Quidlith

by Rct0712 February 22, 2024