global connection

Global Connection (GC) is the world’s biggest community of expat partners with over 6.000 members in more than 125 countries.

The Global Connection Project develops software tools and technologies to increase the power of images to connect, inform, and inspire people to become engaged and responsible global citizens.

by Gao guangming May 27, 2007

Condition: Critical

A second-rate metal band from Vermontville, Michigan. They have limited musical talent and their lead singer is too much of a prep to be considered metal. THEY, of course, think that they are totally brutal and epic. Perfectly nice people in person, of course.

Man: "hey, did you see Condition: Critical at Pit Row last night?" other man: "No, I was at Good Time Pizza." man: "what you doin there, they're pizza sucks?" other man: "I work there." man: "..."

by the guy who defined "C:C" May 17, 2011

thyroid condition

An overweight woman who blames her flabs on her "thyroid condition"

I was skinny before my thyroid condition made me become unhealthy, lazy, and overweight.

by I_luv_my_pudge February 17, 2018

connections

a gay bar

im off to connections, boys, maybe i will get connected tonight...

by Squatdog December 5, 2003

air conditioning

What you use to be inconspicuous about talking about smoking marijuana after a party or event.

hey Tom, air conditioning soon?

by randogymbob April 12, 2022

Ethiopian Connection

When your connection while playing online games is so terrible that you are in the "red" and you appear to be flying around and slowing the whole game down.

Guy #1: Wow i just got owned by some dude flying around.

Guy #2: Must have an Ethiopian connection.

by Maershade April 13, 2011

glove connection

Not unlike the giddy, starry-eyed state of a couple who have newly fallen in love, forging an indestructible bond known as a "love connection" (see Chuck Woolery's popular 1980s game show for examples), a glove connection is the unbreakable bond between me, myself, + I.

More to the point, it is the special bond between one's self + one's own genitalia; a bond that is strengthened by the act of self-love (masturbatory exercises).

Having been jilted once again by a hard-hearted harlot, LaVondrius took matters into his own hands + decided to make a glove connection.

by bananabl May 16, 2011