Comfort

The act of deflowering a lesbian with your penis.

Misha: "Please comfort me, Hicchan. Just for today."

by OHGODMAHDRILLS December 13, 2012

Comfort Orgasm

The heightened sense of pleasure induced through extreme levels of comfort. Often causes a strange noise to be emitted, similar to a growl, can also be a sigh however.

After a long day at the office checking out the secretary Jed got back home, through off his clothes and had a comfort orgasm as he lay in bed.

Sandra had been on her feet all day picking up shit at the zoo but when she got back to her couch she had a major comfort orgasm which lasted for over a minute. She then proceeded to strum herself while watching the O.C

by Alski007 July 19, 2009

Comey

A weasel

Hey, did you see that Comey running out in the woods there?

by 400 lbs hacker October 1, 2016

comfort

to make someone feel better. In my case its usually in bed.

Rachel comforts me with her 6 foot long invisible penis

by emilyf October 8, 2008

get some cold comfort

To have sexual relations with a corpse.

Poor old Alec, he got sacked from his new job at the undertakers when the boss caught him getting some cold comfort.

by Dunky Oggins January 9, 2004

comfortable lie

A lie where one lives in comfort because of another persons' lie.

Person 1: "Did you drink last night?"

Person 2 : "No, of course not!"

Unfortunately, person 2 is lying and he or she is using a comfortable lie.

by Max Ximumtrawlin August 8, 2010

Comfortgasm

When something is so comfortable, you can't help but to moan with enjoyment.

Greg: THIS BED IS SO COMFORTABLE, I COULD JUST -OOHHHH-
Stephanie: You okay?
Greg: Comfortgasm.

by Girk0201 February 28, 2012