Choosy a$$

A choosy a$$ is that one kid who is a lil b1tch

“Hey, is derral here?”
“Nah, I hate his choosy a$$.”

by Gaywad!1!1 July 17, 2022

Choose your weapon

A meme. What happens when anime characters take the final hit to defeat their mortal archnemisis. Also what happens when you type ‘p’ on your phone and you know the letters to come are ‘o’ and ‘r’ and mum catches you.

Narrator: *in booming voice* CHOOSE YOUR WEAPON…
Anime character: I choose… the Sophia!
Evil anime character: Whoa, an angel has come to save me!
Anime character: Nah, that’s just Sophia. Sophia, take the hit!!
Sophia: *slices mighty sword down* Whoo! Clean cut!

by A Cactus with A laptop April 17, 2023

beefy chops

a females loose pussy flaps

eww, that old bitch has beefy chops

by d September 26, 2004

awkward chopsticks

At an awkward moment, a gesture which is employed to convey the emotions surrounding awkwardness, usually by an observer of an awkward situation. This gesture can be made with or without uttering the phrase "awkward chopsticks" aloud.

boy1: "Hey! Let's go to a party at this Greek fraternity! Invite your grandma."
boy2: "Dude. My grandmother is Persian!"
boy1: ...
boy3: "Awkward chopsticks..."

by jc_fizzle June 15, 2012

fat chops

Northern English term for a big fat lad with a big fat face. Chops are cheeks.

It means fat face.

'Oi, fat chops, when you've stop stuffing the remainder of that kebab into your trap the taxi's waiting'

by Fat Chops March 16, 2016

anal chopsticks

Another word for the hard painful shit you get after eating Chinese food

I had the worst anal chopsticks ever

by TrentW March 18, 2017

Waffle-chops

Someone who talks incessantly about nothing in particular.

"Who are you on about? Oh you mean old waffle-chops sat downstairs"

"They can never shut up, such a waffle-chops."

by Captain Fishbone May 16, 2017