Grand Canyon Helicopter Tour

Slang for eating pussy while moving your tongue in a circular motion.

Fag #1: Dude I was giving girlfriend a good time last night! But she said I sucked?

Fag #2: Well did you give her the Grand Canyon Helicopter Tour?

Fag #1: Naw Man, I'll have to try that next time!

by IncorporealContributor May 27, 2013

ur in a helicopter

Ur in a helicopter (short for urine helicopter) is the term I made up for when you twist a guys dick and let it go as he urinates and the fluid spins in a spiral as his dick unwinds. Think of a liquid Meatspin if this doesn't make sense.

One guy says to his gal: the "ur in a helicopter" you gave me last night was sensational
she replies with: I'm glad you liked your "ur in a helicopter"

by I am but a humble squid August 26, 2016

Crashing the Helicopter

When you're helicoptering you dick around and your dick slaps you in the nuts.

Crashing the Helicopter
You: man I Crashed the Helicopter last night
your friend: Man that sucks, I hope you weren't planning on having kids ever.

by Hey Scotty... March 6, 2017

i classify as an attack helicopter

A joke when you aren’t male or female

I asked bob if he was male or female and he said ,” I classify as an attack helicopter.”

by Kysbleachassasssaak December 17, 2017

the helicopter

A sexual S&M act. To preform the helicopter the slave must have multiple elastic bands and piece of card wrapped around his member, the bands are twisted so that when they are let go the card spins around much like the blades of a helicopter, causeing intense pain and peni lacerations

"You've been a very naughty boy Davey, I think somebody needs a helicopter!"

by Dr A. Ris April 2, 2003

attack helicopter

A joke usually used by cishet people to make fun of non-binary, transgender, and other LGBTQ+ gender identities. This "gender" was intentionally made to mock people who aren't cisgender.

Person 1: I identify as an attack helicopter

Person 2: That's transphobic wtf

by yaanfei August 21, 2021

Porno Helicopter

This helicopter is piloted by two people who fly around the world to different schools teaching the children the world of pornography and magazines.

playboy and playgirl

by Anonymous February 21, 2003