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Caped on the net

“Caped on the net” means someone is lying or exaggerating online, often trying to make themselves look better or seem more important than they actually are. It’s similar to “capping” but specifically refers to online behavior.
1. “Dude said he owns three Lambos, but we all know he caped on the net.”
2. “She be caped on the net talking about she met Drake, but ain’t got no proof.”
by Instigator642 March 7, 2025
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Caping

When a woman is trying to make a bad boy good.

He's no good but she is trying to put a superhero cape on him and make him good.
He a villian but she be caping him.
by Caping101 June 1, 2023
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Wearing a cape

The act of pretending to be a 'hero' and a good person by 'helping' people (usually spreading awareness online and guilt-tripping people into donating) and expecting others to agree with your ideologies instead of helping out of the goodness of your heart without expecting anything back. In other words, performative activism.
1: "You're a terrible person for not donating and spreading awareness!"
2: "Have fun wearing a cape"
by HolyFluid August 8, 2024
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cape job

As a hairstylist or barber you preform fellatio under the cape .
Amy gave Nick a cape job when he came in for a haircut .
by Bigandbouncy April 11, 2025
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Cape Codding

This is when a woman of the opposite race cancels a date on an African American man because she subconsciously feels that his time is not as valuable, as her races or another.
Hey, we were going to a date but she kept Cape Codding me.
by thetransition April 17, 2025
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Minecon Cape

A Minecraft cape cosmetic awarded to commemorate a Minecon convention/event.
Person 1: "Mom, I got a Minecon Cape during MINECON LIVE 2019!"
Person 2: "That's nice, sweetie."
by realorius May 13, 2025
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Cape May Carver

A sandwich of unknown origin, comprised of dry off brand white bread encompassing an obnoxious slab of baloney or baloney related product i. e. Spam or Spam knock off. This sandwich contains no condiments and has been seen in baggies in Cape May since the Reagan administration.
“I’d rather eat a wet asshole than a dry Cape May Carver”
by PannyRipper April 18, 2024
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