by SinfulVirtue March 1, 2020
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Caffeist is a name for a cyclist that spends more time drinking coffee at the cafe than They do riding there bike for the day.
Look at all the Caffeists sitting at the coffee shop again.
Look at all the Caffeists sitting at the coffee shop again.
by Turtletoucher23 July 19, 2020
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The act of drinking a caffeinated beverage, then soon after having to shit.
Also referred to as Caffeinated Shits; Caff Shits, coffee shits.
Also referred to as Caffeinated Shits; Caff Shits, coffee shits.
Person 1: I just chugged a redbull and now it feels like an avalanche of shit is rupturing inside me!
Person 2: That’s what the Caffeine Shits will do to you.
Person 2: That’s what the Caffeine Shits will do to you.
by XxRoar2009xX January 14, 2021
Get the caffeine shits mug.The action of taking a large (and rather unhealthy) dose of caffeine to speed up the conscious perception of time.
Bro, I really don't want to show up to shitty work today, I'm just going to do some caffeine time travel.
by TheQuantumMadness August 8, 2022
Get the caffeine time travel mug.by LilrhodygirlDev June 2, 2010
Get the Caffirmation mug.El Cafedor is the guy that always makes the office coffee in the morning.
In ideal situations El Cafedor will show up early and make coffee before anyone else arrives, there is no panic.
It dire situations El Cafedor will arrive late sometimes and cause a complete breakdown in the office workflow. Employees will expectantly walk to the coffee machine only to find that there is no coffee. Panic ultimately ensues until El Cafedor arrives and makes the coffee. If El Cafedor never arrives or has called in sick, there is a great risk of zombification.
In ideal situations El Cafedor will show up early and make coffee before anyone else arrives, there is no panic.
It dire situations El Cafedor will arrive late sometimes and cause a complete breakdown in the office workflow. Employees will expectantly walk to the coffee machine only to find that there is no coffee. Panic ultimately ensues until El Cafedor arrives and makes the coffee. If El Cafedor never arrives or has called in sick, there is a great risk of zombification.
by zerobounds April 2, 2011
Get the Cafedor mug.A cafeteria that triples as a auditorium and gym. cafetorigyms are found in kindergartens and elementary schools all over America, but are generally found in smaller or older schools that were built with rooms that have conflicting purposes.
johnny: remember back in elementary school when they had those cafetoriums.
jake: haha lolz yeah, but at my school the cafetorium also served as a gym. i've got it: let's call it a cafetorigym! haha yes, that's it, i'm sooo awesome and creative!
johnny: i'm having a brain boner as we speak
jake: how are the fries today, in the cafetorigym?
jake: haha lolz yeah, but at my school the cafetorium also served as a gym. i've got it: let's call it a cafetorigym! haha yes, that's it, i'm sooo awesome and creative!
johnny: i'm having a brain boner as we speak
jake: how are the fries today, in the cafetorigym?
by Murph Daddy April 22, 2011
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