Bagel Run

When your mind wanders during conversation, as if it's going off to get bagels for a second.

"Sorry, could you repeat that? I was on a bagel run just now."

by TwoBrassBrads June 17, 2012

Suede Bagel

Suede bagel is defined as the brown ring around one's asshole after not wiping for a period of time.

Have you seen john's suede bagel? It smells like shit!

by Sugah Raye February 27, 2011

Juicy Bagel

A bagel that you stick your dick in and fuck it, like a jelly filled doughnut, and then feed it to your loved ones.

Anyone want a taste of this Juicy Bagel?

I gave my step brother my Juicy Bagel last night

by Thelasthayoullsee July 20, 2023

Turd Bagel

A turd thats inside a Bagel and thats edible; also a insult of your choice

Omg what a turd bagel; ewwww smelly

by hahdgfggehhc February 2, 2020

Bagel Head

A person who is rather plain, typical, or boring. A person who doesn't exactly have any special qualities to them. For Example: a barely to non-existing personality.

"You're always the same mate; dark clothes, always acting tough, you're just a plain Bagel Head man."

by Goat_011 July 31, 2020

American Bagel

The act of sticking a calculator up into the rectal system of a complete stranger.

woah hold the American bagel there buddy.

by Zeroisbeyond February 24, 2022

Eat bagel

In a fencing bout when you win 5-0, you have earned the right for your teammates to shout "Eat bagel!" as a celebration because 0 looks like a delicious bagel.

"They just swept 5-0?? LETS GO!! EAT BAGEL" - Your teammate after you win a bout 5-0

by TehSwaggeest August 22, 2021