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ANGRY TURDS

When you poop so hard the turd bounces back and hits you in the ass.
Man that taco bell drive through gave me a case of angry turds. I think I bruised my butt!
by The Sikness October 11, 2013
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Angry

When we get mad, our rational prefrontal lobes shut down and the reflexive back areas of the brain take over. The left hemisphere also becomes more stimulated as the brain’s hormonal and cardiovascular responses kick in.

A tense body pumps out cholesterol and a group of chemicals called catecholamines, which encourage fatty deposits to pile up in the heart and carotid arteries. It’s no surprise, then, that angry people are three times more likely to have a heart attack than those less prone to fury
He got angry at this chick for being a bitch
by mennäperille December 28, 2019
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The Angry Bird

Commonly mistaken for the popular video game. This activity involves and usually occurs during prolonged car journeys; the individual(s), to pass the time and amuse themselves, resort to flipping the 'bird' at random pedestrians and other vehicles in hope of deriving an amusing/aggressive reaction. One should use it with caution especially when both vehicles are stationary.
I was bored in the car so resorted to playing 'The Angry Bird' with my brother.

"Did you see that hipster's face when I gave him 'The Angry Bird' when he stepped out of Starbucks?"

"Perhaps I shouldn't have done the 'The Angry Bird' when we were stopping at the traffic lights..."
by TheAsianInvasionnn November 21, 2013
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heckin angry woofer

When a woofer (big ol doggo) get very anger (heckin angry) it turns to a heckin angry woofer
by A smol boi October 11, 2017
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Angry Grape

The Angry Grape occurs when you shit on the floor and wipe your penis in it. You then penetrate a guy so hard up his ass that the shit mixes with his intestines as well as your jizz leaving a pile of purple liquid on the floor. You then fill a bucket with the purple liquid and use it to prank friends!
Me and Ryan were mad at Riley so we pulled The Angry Grape prank on him.
by MeHaveAids December 22, 2020
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Angry Chipmunk

When your girl teabags your ballsack and pushes your nuts into her cheeks, looking like a stuffed chipmunk, then proceeds to nibble on your sack with her rodent-like buckteeth.
Damn that girl left a scar when she angry chipmunked me last night.
by Jakespeare September 21, 2006
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Like the Fist of an Angry God

To fuck a hot girl with incredible force, it would be like hitting her with the so-called "Fist of an Angry God".
OMG, that chick is so hot, I would hit it Like The Fist of An Angry God.
by Justin Yomama January 17, 2008
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