Jakespeare's definitions

Angry Chipmunk

When your girl teabags your ballsack and pushes your nuts into her cheeks, looking like a stuffed chipmunk, then proceeds to nibble on your sack with her rodent-like buckteeth.

Damn that girl left a scar when she angry chipmunked me last night.

by Jakespeare September 21, 2006

Offchain

Adjective; devoid of integrity, dishonest, shady, lacking credibility

Antonym; Onchain

My neighbor tried to scam me, he's so offchain!

by Jakespeare January 28, 2026