Running the taps 

Drinking to excess, a reference to the constant pouring of beer from taps at the bar.

Can't come to work today, got a massive headache from running the taps last night

Running the taps by Ben the Pie November 24, 2018

Feel the Tickle 

That moment when you feel an urge to do something you aren't supposed to do.

That kid over there just sassed me and I want to slap his head. I feel the tickle. I can't help it.

Feel the Tickle by kuhlschool November 29, 2018

Syphoning the Tank 

When a woman takes a short piece of garden hose or other relatively large-gauge tubing and places one end in her rectum and the other in her vagina, so that passed gas will enter the vagina.

Jessica Alba is on mean ass butch with stinky stank quiffs. She.has been “Syphoning the Tank” to get that really stanky quiff gas. Sometimes her quiff even has a bit of the brown spatter. i wonder if she puts her lips on that hose to get it started?

Syphoning the Tank by "Don't Poke the Bear" Bear December 10, 2018

Above the tree, under the arm 

When you get stuck trying to explain something. Not knowing what to say in a conversation.

Someone: “What does that mean?”
Me: “I don’t know, above the tree, under the arm.”

Above the tree, under the arm by Ghanoy December 23, 2018

Sam the turtle 

A dolphin discussed as a turtle that crawls on the beach and lays 150 ping pong ball eggs

I saw Sam the turtle last night on the beach

Sam the turtle by SamTheDolphinTurleMan January 4, 2019

quite the tattie 

quite content, unbothered

i was walking along quite the tattie, and then a bird shat on me

quite the tattie by hopewood January 21, 2019

put the team on her 

Putting the whole team on her describes sharing pussy with the whole squad, cause sharing is caring.

“Hey did you bag Sarah last night” “yea I smashed and put the team on her”

put the team on her by Long john t-bag January 27, 2019