Rich pricks who can’t get through a single conversation without mentioning the fact that they own a Tesla. They are also willing to spend 5k to wrap their car the color that most cars come in.
by MichaelHicks May 20, 2024
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Tess is an adjective for a GIANT person or thing. Everyone knows when (a) Tess enters a room because the floor starts shaking. Tess hits up McDonald’s 8 days a week and twice on Sundays.
by NedDavis07 May 21, 2024
Get the Tess mug.Knowingly lying on the witness stand. This was once used soley with respect to police officers lying on the witness stand but is now used whenever witnesses are lying on the stand.
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Get the Testa di merda mug.did you know? if you rest one of them on the top of an empty beer bottle and hold a flame at the base of the bottle, the testicle will eventually get sucked in.
Does anyone know how to get it out tho? anyone? please?
Does anyone know how to get it out tho? anyone? please?
Person 1 (stupid): hey bro i got one of my testicles stuck in a beer bottle
Person 2: *violently rips the bottle off along with the testicles*
Person 2: *violently rips the bottle off along with the testicles*
by testicle_hater23 May 30, 2024
Get the testicles mug.A conjunction of the two words Tesla and arse. It is pronounced Tess-larse. It is defined as the sort of smug faced sanctimonious twat that has £80,000+ to buy a car, yet spends it on a fucking Tesla as opposed to buying any one of the wide range of high end performance German vehicles.
The word is pretty much exclusively negative.
The word is pretty much exclusively negative.
Person one: “Did you hear that *Insert name here* has come into some money?”
Person two: “Aye, i heard about it.”
Person one: “They’ve decided on a new motor”
Person two: “Really, what’ve they gone for?”
Person one: “They’re looking at something electric”
Person two: “Err, wow, you mean like a Tesla?”
Person one: “Exactly”
Person two: “For fucks’ sake, they could get an M3 or an AMG Merc for less. What a Teslarse.”
Person two: “Aye, i heard about it.”
Person one: “They’ve decided on a new motor”
Person two: “Really, what’ve they gone for?”
Person one: “They’re looking at something electric”
Person two: “Err, wow, you mean like a Tesla?”
Person one: “Exactly”
Person two: “For fucks’ sake, they could get an M3 or an AMG Merc for less. What a Teslarse.”
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