Teslarse 

A conjunction of the two words Tesla and arse. It is pronounced Tess-larse. It is defined as the sort of smug faced sanctimonious twat that has £80,000+ to buy a car, yet spends it on a fucking Tesla as opposed to buying any one of the wide range of high end performance German vehicles.

The word is pretty much exclusively negative.

Person one: “Did you hear that *Insert name here* has come into some money?”
Person two: “Aye, i heard about it.”
Person one: “They’ve decided on a new motor”
Person two: “Really, what’ve they gone for?”
Person one: “They’re looking at something electric”
Person two: “Err, wow, you mean like a Tesla?”
Person one: “Exactly”
Person two: “For fucks’ sake, they could get an M3 or an AMG Merc for less. What a Teslarse.”

Teslarse by The Richweiler June 3, 2024

Teslasexual

A weirdo who likens a Tesla, mostly a Tesla Model S Plaid, to a sexual attraction. An example of this could be when a glizzy is crushed by a Tesla car door.

My friend, Daanish, is a Teslasexual. He dreams about Elon in his pajamas and autopiloting the Tesla Model S Plaid. How Strange!!!

Teslasexual by UwUty June 26, 2021