Definitions by testicle_hater23

testicles 

did you know? if you rest one of them on the top of an empty beer bottle and hold a flame at the base of the bottle, the testicle will eventually get sucked in.

Does anyone know how to get it out tho? anyone? please?

Person 1 (stupid): hey bro i got one of my testicles stuck in a beer bottle
Person 2: *violently rips the bottle off along with the testicles*

testicles by testicle_hater23 May 30, 2024

testicles 

Spy devices made by the government, you should cut both of them off

I don't like being spied on by my testicles

testicles by testicle_hater23 March 27, 2024