Paige St.John 

A woman who won the 2011 pulitzer for her great journalism skills. She worked her way to the top of the news paper bussines from the bottom. She lives in Florida curently and is one of the most powerfull women of the year, always puting her job first. Alot of insurance companies that are braking the law are being recognized for their bad ways, because of Paige.

You're pulling an all-nighter at work? What are you trying to do, be the next Paige St.John?

Paige St.John by famous-people-words May 13, 2011

jerk your john 

To Masturbate. Jerk comes form pulling on your john, which is your dick.

Don't jerk your john when your parent are home.

jerk your john by ChemicalGoat May 19, 2009

...and Elton John's Straight 

This is a phrase made as a response that can be said in rebuttal to a stupid comment about something that is completely untrue. It's purpose is to sarcastically add on to the other person's fib with another lie to go with it, showing them how they are incorrect. This particular phrase is derived from the fact that Elton John is gay, and therefore saying this would mean you are lying.

RJ: Bush is a warmonger!
Ryan (Me): yeah...and Elton John's Straight!

The Kentucky Yankee, proud UrbanDictionary user giving you great comebacks since August 1, 2004.

...and Elton John's Straight by The Kentucky Yankee June 11, 2006

asian john 

the biggest slut from Santa Rosa CA. gets drunk and fucks fat bitches. coolest asian ever

The other night, Asian John got wasted and puked on my mom.

asian john by krillinsdemise March 31, 2009

Elton John

Reginald Kenneth Dwight "Elton John". Is an amazingly talented Piano Player. He is highly respected by millions. Others choose to hate him, because he is a Homosexual. Personally, I don't think that his sexual orientation effects his talent to play the piano. Everyone knows atleast one famous Elton John song; Elton John is a legend.

Some songs by Elton John are, Your Song, Candle in the Wind, Circle of Life, Rocket Man, Tiny Dancer. Just to name a few.

Elton John by Mildew June 28, 2006

Scatman John 

Su Su Su Super Ki Rei i LIKE SCATMAN JOHN !!!!!!!!! RUSSIA

Ski ba bop ba dop bop I'm the Scatman yeah......

Scatman John by [e-mail] October 20, 2003

10. Sorry Seems To Be The Hardest Word, Elton John. 

Answer to a difficult question where multiple guesses have been made but none are correct. Can often bring about a "Heh" if used sparingly.

10. Sorry Seems To Be The Hardest Word, Elton John. by Anonymous April 1, 2003