Bouquet of Cock

1.Derogatory insult utilized at the end of a conversation or argument to convey your immense displeasure with an individual.

2. Insult meant to finish a heated conversation or argument regarding one's possibly homophobic tendencies towards the male phallus.

3. See Prvt. Pyle

Guy1: "Why are you such an asshole? I really think you have issues!"

Guy2: "Ya? Well you should go get yourself a bouquet of cock and chow down!"

alternate:

Guy: "Man! What the hell is up Mitch's ass today? He really needs to stick his face in a bouquet of cock and take a deep breath!!!!!"

by nvaguy3135 September 4, 2010

Cum Cock

When a pussy cums a lot and your cock is soaking wet with pussy juice.

Damn man I fucking my girl last night and she was really into it, so I ended up with a bad case of cum cock.

by grayGT October 9, 2012

COCK-Sponge

an absorbent, flacid penis.

"Quilted quicker picker uppper, COCK-Sponge

by ramuh3 October 2, 2006

cock in the wind

The process of being disturbed during masturbation

"I had my cock in the wind the other night after my brother walked in on me at the most inappropriate of moments."

by Condatredonum January 9, 2008

cock Powwow

The act of 2 or more douche-bags forming together and acting like cocks.

"Hey Caleb, look at those douches over there!"
"They must be having a cock Powwow or something."

by jagreen321 February 17, 2010

cock dusting

when a guy lightly brushes up against you with a hard penis and keeps walking

The guy in line in front of me turned around and brushed my leg with his penis and walked off, cock dusting me.

by Miss SINcere July 27, 2009

cock monglor

oral sex and giving it in a gay way

guy come in and whips it out, gives oral. That is called a cock monglor

by whitewigger127 May 29, 2009