COCK-Sponge

an absorbent, flacid penis.

"Quilted quicker picker uppper, COCK-Sponge

COCK-Sponge by ramuh3 October 2, 2006

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cock sponge

Someone you would absolutely destroy (cum all over her body) when you are really drunk or have not jerked off for a long time.

(Drunk Bastards)
K- Hey you know who I think is hot?
E- Who WHo Who?
K- Liz
E- Oh...that cock sponge?
K- Yeah I really want a back rub with happy ending.
E- Good Luck sir
K- Here I CUM Liz!...

(ANAL DESTRUCTION)

cock sponge by Bo Gibson November 6, 2006

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cock sponge

A stank ass female that seems like a good idea to fuck when ur drunk.

"I'd love to stick my man pole in that little cock sponge at the end of the bar !"

cock sponge by troy October 21, 2004

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National Spongebob cock Day

December 6th - December 7th
Lest we forget the beast behind the briefs,
Spongebondage.

It cannot be used, it can only be known, National Spongebob cock day

National Spongebob cock Day by Jèsus52 December 6, 2021

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cocksponge

a person who is so much of a bitch, that they actually physically turn into a cock shaped sponge. this sponge man/woman can be used to scrub your genitals in a clockwise motion until ultimate satisfaction. the cocksponge is a very rare species, and usually very dirty as well. they enjoy long walks on the beach, romantic dinners and vigorous genital massaging daily.

Nigel Hamflick elavated his bitch status just enough to transmutate into cocksponge form. he was then condemned to a lifetime of genital cleansing sessions with president bush himself.

cocksponge by Protest your hero July 9, 2007

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stove

Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.

'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'

stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004

Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

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Walky-Talky

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber

Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha”

Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021

Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

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