waheed

a man who:
1. is sexy
2. is deezed
3. is handsome
4. is awesome, so awesome his awesomeness rubs off on you if you touch, rub, or lick him.

dude you're so waheed

omg its waheed, maybe if i go lick him his awesomeness will rub off on me.

by goatsmuggler October 15, 2011

weed

An essential substance.

Pass that shit, dude.

Thats some good weed

by jessica st February 24, 2008

weed science

University Degree available from Australia's University Of Technology, Sydney (UTS). Student's can major in;
1. Weed philosophy and theory.
2. Bong Physics.
3. Agriculture and Cultivation.
4. Cooking.
This is a fake degree eluding to the fact that you know your cannibus very very well.

Dude1: "Do you smoke up?"
Dude2: "Do I smoke up? Hah, I got my post-doctorate doctorate in weed science. I'm majoring in Astro-Bong Physics and they are sending me to the moon to see how a bong works in space."

by Diego August 14, 2003

Weed Measurements

Some common amounts of dro for sale.

1g - G
3.5g - Eighth (1/8 oz)
7g - Quarter (1/4 oz)
14g - Half O (1/2 oz)
28g - Zip (1 oz)
16oz - Pound (16 oz)

Any more than that, you best know what you're doing.

ex.) My guy is moving a couple zips a day cuz im pushing almost a zip every night.

ex.)Hahaha this punk just bought 3 g's when he coulda got .5g free. Gotta know you're weed measurements, so you dont do stupid sht.

by AyyItzJAMIN August 24, 2009

sex and weed

What 95% of the definitions on this website consist of. Could have nothing to do with the word that is searched, yet still be one of the definitions.

I looked up basketball and sex and weed made up half of the god damn definitions. I'm sick and tired of seeing the same thing on every fckin word I look up. For example, (n. Slang term for marijuana) or (v. When you are banging your girl and...)

by NotMattStru November 26, 2009

Weed Bandit

(noun). A habitual pot mooch who is conveniently present when one is about to smoke the chronic.

" I can't believe I put another nug in the mailbox for that weed bandit Neal Bennett"

by Lynner November 11, 2008

Creeper Weed

An amazing type of weed. It takes a few minutes before you feel it...but once it happens it's like you were hit by a train...of highness.

Person 1 - I feel like I'm going to pass out.
Person 2 - That's because you smoked some creeper weed!!

by Green_hen October 16, 2009