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Shit's getting vertical!

A term thought up on the patio of an apartment shared by two old college roomates in Ohio while a tornado was rolling through so I've been told but now is widespread in Ohio. It can mean anything and up to...

- The weather is getting crazy

- The party is getting good

- Shit just hit the fan in any way
Ex. Dude that storm is getting really bad. Shit's getting vertical!

Ex. Did you hear about Billy? His girlfriend caught him cheating. Shit's getting vertical!

Ex. Did you just see those hotties walk in the bar? Shit could get vertical tonight!
by Thetruesmitty July 15, 2010
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Verticle Torpedo

A cool party trick for a woman to amaze her friends. Begin by doing a hand-stand with legs split in the air. Then have someone insert a lit cigar half-way into your vagina. The goal is to push out the cigar before it burns down and causes injury.
Heather's mom attempted to do the Verticle Torpedo at her sweet sixteen, but ended up burning her cooter.
by DrDiequick December 4, 2006
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Vertidick

after a full day of sex, jason had a horrible vertidick
by Eric Washenko November 6, 2007
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Vertebruh

A bruh moment initiating a reaction so intense that you can feel it in your vertebrae, eliciting one to respond with the phrase, "vertebruh."
Doctor: "You have spinal cancer."
Patient: "Vertebruh."
by Shrekku August 27, 2019
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Gettin' Vertical

1.The sexual position when the male is on top with the females legs pinned on the bed by her head. The male then proceeds to "pound it in a vertical direction" with his feet standing on the bed, and using the mattress and/or trampoline for extra travel.
2.Also used when someone jumps very high to score a point in Basketball
"OHHHHHHH im gettin' VERTICAL on this bitch!"
by mr. vertical April 20, 2008
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Vertex

The shittest clan that ever exsisted
Vertex is the shittiest clan ever
by Shmonley Shmeagle November 1, 2019
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Vertex

Call center basicallylike Teleperformance/Calltech and Teletech. Same day, same old crappy job. You are treated like a number to fill a seat. You are aloud personal items on your desk but when they do fire you they keep things they can use. The managers are helpful if you ask the question in a form that they understand. If you call off you will be pointed or written up for missed work after missing so many days, but you are not told how many you can miss before being fired. You will be fired after missing 2 weeks of employment. If you do not ask for PA customers "Did I satisfy your concerns today?" you get hit by the PUC. You dont want to work there unless you want to be treated like a robot and someone to just fill a seat.
Vertex is a bad place to work
by Employee 19875 July 8, 2009
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