Dick Twins

When you and another guy have the same dick size

Bro 1: hey bro wanna compare dick sizes?
Bro 2: sure bro
Bro 1: bro we're dick twins!
Bro 2: bro!

by BaconMan465 July 12, 2020

True Player Twins

When a man has two or more babies born on the same day from different mothers.

Shawn Kemp's aversion to condoms almost landed him with a few sets of "true player twins".

by True_Player_Twin September 28, 2013

Dolan twins

These two people which happen to be twins are NOT hot so never waste your time on explaining how hot they are because it’s all lies. They are however NOT ugly by the human species standards so you may speak of how non ugly they are but they will never be hot.

Noorma- “OMG Ella the Dolan twins are so fucking ho- “

Ella- “THE DOLAN TWINS ARE AVERAGE AND THATS ALL THEYLL EVER BE!!! AVERAGE, BASIC, OK LOOKING GORILLAS!!!

by lil cheez it October 15, 2018

dick twiddler

one who twiddles dicks with their fingers... usually dudes. a step above "faggot" but below "cock mongrol"

putersnatch is such a dick twiddler, thats all he does--twiddle dicks with his thumbs.

by Rob Maids November 17, 2006

dolan twins

the hottest fucking boys ever

wow hes hot that looks like the dolan twins

by dolantwins love April 8, 2019

Twins

(The) Twins. Two talentless idiots whom brought about the fall of the X-factor. (also see Jedward)

"why are The twins STILL in the finals!?" or "The twins are ruining the show, Im not watching X-factor anymore!"

by Luciacatz November 17, 2009

Dolan Twins

the greatest human beings to step foot on this planet. the sweetest, most caring, beautiful, purest, and amazing people.

Those Dolan Twins are so hot and caring, they are my whole word and they deserve it too.

by gimme.dolans January 22, 2018