tristan

gay suks on dick the size of his mums hand
loves cum and will or aready has had sex with his parents
he will be arrested when he is 15 for stealin a vigina he will have another 10 years in jail for fuking police in jale.
his cock is 1 centemiter

tristan had sex with his mum and dad 15 time by accident because he couldn not resist

by i had sex with him/her November 28, 2017

Tristan

A girl that's a bit quirky and weird but is pretty nice all around

Did you see Tristan over there? Yeah, she was just being her old self.

by dat_one_weird_girl March 12, 2017

Tristan

A casual person whos a good friend that like technology and is very good at grammar but does not get crushed or wants any special someone at all.

Person1: Put a dispenser here!
Tristan: Blue team dispenser going right up!
Person1: Red Team you idiot.
Tristan: Oh.
Person666: I am dank!!!!11!!!1!!!!
Tristan: How original.

by Speedsonic75 April 20, 2018

Tristan

tristan mccall is the best he eat all daepizza

tristan mccall is the best he eat all daepizza

by youtouchmydingdingdong March 5, 2019

Tristan

He is a fuckboy who always is smaller than anyone. He is an amazing person but he really wants to die. He is the guy who laughs at funerals and cries at partys. He is a fuckboy, gay,and special in their own way. Also an interesting woman, but weird man.

Man my brother was being such a Tristan last night when we went to my dads funeral

by Datfurry69 March 20, 2019

Tristan

a disgusting son of a bitch who goes around from BED TO BED AT 3AM IN THE MORNING , HE IS VERY UNUSUAL AND WILL ASK TO BE IN YOUR GUTS AND SHOWER TOGETHER

OMG, here comes Tristan the shower intruder

by thottiee101 May 22, 2019

Tristan

A retard. Doesn’t know how to wake up early. Spends all night watching porn. Is a gamer.

Bro my friend is such a tristan.

by Anon.hehe February 1, 2020