ho chi minh trail 

this is a nickname for highway 880 in the san francisco bay area from union city to milpitas, named for the extremely large percentage of asian drivers found on it. and subsequently the high numbers of traffic jams and accidents etc etc

dude, it took me 3 hours to go 2 miles on the ho chi minh trail, must be chinese new years

ho chi minh trail by douglas epley November 26, 2006

hiking the appalachian trail 

Fucking your mistress.

"Hey, where did our governor go?"
"He told me he was hiking the appalachian trail..."
"Hope he takes protection."

hiking the appalachian trail by girlmain July 14, 2009

Sad Trail 

One might encounter a sad trail when a human of Greek origin displays their lower back, revealing a jungle of despair. A sad trail is also the directional sign one must follow to the last stop of The Underground Railroad. The physical, and emotional opposite of the Happy Trail.

Yo! Did you see Nikolai's sad trail?! He could totally catch small rodents in that shit!

Sad Trail by Tim May 22, 2004

GLORY TRAIL 

Line (trail) of hairs that run from the belly-button to the pubes,

When she raised her arm, her shirt pulled up and you could see her glory trail running into jeans.

GLORY TRAIL by eRobinSquared September 11, 2007

Mormon Trail 

A skidmark often found in Mormon Underwear. This is a very common phenomena, as Mormons are not allowed to remove their undies and eventually dig deep while scratching their ass.

Jacob tried to avoid leaving a Mormon Trail by placing Mormon Panty Liners in his buttcrack. Unfortunately he enjoyed the sensation a little too much and woke up one morning with Mormon Crotch.

Mormon Trail by Cuntoleezza Rice May 16, 2008

Dookey Trail 

The resulting brown soft-serve trail of excrement when people with leaky assholes can't make it to the bathroom in time.

Old ladies that don't make it into the bi-lo bathroom in time leave a dookey trail so that you know where to start and stop cleaning.

Dookey Trail by Hazencruz January 24, 2011

Hitting the Appalachian Trail 

As unintentionally coined by South Carolina Govenor Mark Sanford, who in June 2009 disappeared for a few days to Argentina to visit his mistress, while his staff was left with the task of covering up his affair by alleging the Govenor was taking time off to hike the Appalachian Trail.

"Hitting the Appalachian Trail" is a phrase that can be used to describe a politician having an affair. Much like, "Sorry, honey, I was working late at the office." This phrase may achieve the popularity of other politico lingo, such as using the suffix "-gate" when discussing a political scandal.

"Despite the fact that former President Clinton hit the Appalachian Trail a few times during his presidency, many still remember him as a successful president."

"Many Democratic lawmakers are disappointed that numerous Republicans have been caught hitting the Appalachian trail in the past few years, yet still insist upon being the party of morality and conservatism."

Hitting the Appalachian Trail by wordstress913 June 25, 2009